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The Wall Street Journal
May 30, 1996
By Quentin Hardy
Tired of Gridlock? Nevada Speed fest is Just
the Ticket
Lund Nevada Clay Looney, a supermarket
manager from Tyler, Texas eases his 1993 two-door Acura Integra
toward a trail of skid marks and nods at the policeman standing
beside a 70 miles per hour speed-limit sign. "Is it okay
to burn a little rubber?" he asks politely.
Today it is. Mr. Looney is idling on Nevada
State Highway 318, preparing for the ninth season of the Silver
State Classic Challenge road events. He and about 100 others
are ready to roar pedal-to-metal over 90 miles of public pavement,
while lawmen smile and wave.
This is an amateur event, open to average
people and average cars. It is run with the blessing of the
state, despite the fact that two people have died in the event
in past years. In the most recent running of the Silver State
Classic, the highest average speed was 186.73 mph, faster
than the 147.956 mph averaged by the winner of Sundays
Indianapolis 500. Michele Doria, a pizzeria owner from Newport
Beach, Calif., hit a peak 203 mph in her 1992 Corvette.
To some, this seems crazy. "How can you
qualify somebody to go 200 miles an hour on a two-lane road?
You cant," says Pratt Cole, who ought to know.
He swore off the Silver State after winning it in 1990. "I
got out of my car at the end, and realized I had been going
sideways at 180 miles an hour," he recalls. "It
was the stupidest thing I ever did."
On the other hand, there are no speed traps
and gridlock doesnt exist. "Out of 260 million
Americans, there is a tiny niche of people who want to run
flat out," says Bob Butte, the events promoter.
For them, he says, the event is a lot of wish fulfillment."
The series there is another event in
September began in 1988, when civic leaders in Whit
Pine County here in Nevadas high desert were seeking
a boost to the local economy, laid low by a copper-mine shutdown.
They came up with an anything-goes event, based on a similar
event in Mexico. (The former mayor of nearby Ely, who helped
hatch the event, still competes in his souped-up Mercedes.)
No Limit The Rules are pretty
simple: Drivers can compete in 13 different speed classes,
ranging from 95 mph to "unlimited." This months
entrants ranged from a 1989 Ford Taurus to a 1965 Oldsmobile
Cutlass. Those come closest to averaging the speed set for
their class for the entire event win a small trophy. (In the
unlimited category, the highest speed wins.) Entry fees run
as high as $675, which includes tickets to a slot-machine
tournament and to a car beauty contest held at one of Elys
legal brothels.
The main attraction, however, is speed. Mr.
Looney, 26 years old, has competed in quarter-mile drag races.
But most of his drive time is spent commuting, contending
with fumes and stoplights. Beneath the hood of his $12,000
Acura, he believes purrs the motor of a champion. "Its
got great gas mileage," Mr. Looney says, "but Ive
just never seen how fast it can go."
Most entrants cars are slightly altered for
the event Mr. Looney, for example, has put a roll bar
inside his. David and Fay Teal, of Aston, Pa., modified their
1994 Dodge Intrepid to run on propane gas in the 100-mph class.
Larry Hall, a California motel owner, tinkers with a complete
program to improve his pickup trucks chances of averaging
exactly 110 mph, his speed class. His laptop-toting daughter
rides beside him. "This is an exercise in punctuality,"
says Mr. Hall, 52. "Ive got 49 minutes and nine
seconds to get there."
There were no computers and far fewer
rules in the events early days. Crashes were common.
The wife of one driver, acting as navigator, died in a 1989
accident. Another contestant was killed on the course in 1992,
after travelling all night to get to the starting line. (All
drivers in the event must sign a waiver taking responsibility
for their own safety.)
But the event brought people and money to Ely,
so organizers added some safety requirements and a mandatory
two-hour instruction course for first-timers. Helmets are
required. Anybody who gets a speeding ticket on the way to
the event is disqualified.
"I feel safer in this event than I do
during my commute," says Steve Frieson, a highway engineer
from La Habra Heights, Calif., who puts duct tape around the
edges of the hood of his 145 mph-class Chevrolet Camero to
improve its aerodynamics. "Nobody is making a phone call,
putting on makeup, or reading the newspaper."
Besides the police, safety permits just a
few locals from Ely and a busload of Boy Scouts to watch the
event. The Scouts help guard access roads onto the highway
from unwitting trespassers in return for a few bucks and event
T-shirts. "Napoleon new he could conquer the world when
he saw men would die for medals," says Mr. Butte, the
promoter. "He didnt know about T-shirts."
As the event begins, Mr. Looney is all business,
staring out at the waves of heat rising from the highway.
The road is clear, not much chance of a change, really, from
when it is open to the public. Highway 318 runs between U.S.
50, called "the loneliest road in America," and
state route 375, dubbed "the extraterrestrial highway"
because it gets so many UFO sightings. It is mostly flat,
with 14-mile straight-aways, and just four houses over the
90 miles. Cattle are few, and jackrabbits generally know better
than to get involved.
The green flag drops for Mr. Looney, and he
burns the promised rubber. "Im from Texas,"
he hoots. "We like to stick out a bit."
He is slanted back in his seat as the car
screams past 120 miles an hour. As the speedometer nears 140
mph, the periphery becomes a blur, the road ahead a fixation.
Mr. Looney is silent but for occasional yelps of "Dont
worry!" or "Its under control!"
As minutes fly by, the triple-digit speed
begins to seem almost normal, except for the stomach-wrenching
lane shifts and life-threatening zephyrs that jerk the car
off course. At the most treacherous part of the 39-minute
ride an "S" curve through a petroglyph-dotted
canyon the grocer downshifts to 110. Six broken-down
cars are driven off to the side of the road, most of them
from the fastest-racing classes.
Mr. Looney pushes the cars limits in
the final sprint to the checkered flag. He ends well before
Mr. Hall and his daughter, who get third place in their group.
Mr. Looneys average speed is 132 mph, more than 10 mph
above his class. He is disqualified.
Does he feel like a loser? Hardly. As he decelerates
toward a crowd of fellow finishers and beer-proffering prostitutes,
he lets loose a Texas whoop. "Aww, that was great!"
he says, then looks around in confusion. "Now what am
I going to do?"
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